I'M NOT ACTUALLY DEAD HAHA SURPRISE

Guys it's been almost a year since I last blogged on here.

I know, A lot of you probably thought I was dead. I would think the same too if I were in your shoes.

Is that normal? No probably not.

If I was dead though my funeral would be pretty gucci I think, idk.

It's the end of Summer. I'm not sure if I should be excited or extremely depressed. I'm kind of a mixture of both; that is just kind of how I always am.

This Summer has been good actually, for the most part. Part of me never wants it to end, while the other part of me is screaming, "MAKE IT STOP FOR GODS SAKE I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE"

I think the reason part of me wants Summer to end is because everyone expects you to be a certain way or do certain things. Like go outside. Or be really tan.

The outside world is terrifying to me. I basically stay inside all day eating chips and hiding under my covers.


Let's be honest here I'm whiter than Edward Cullen's left butt cheek there's no way I'm gonna EVER get tan. Or if I do get tan it's really uneven and I look like a piece of toast.

So basically I'm like clear.

Summer scares me. It always has, but actually this Summer was in fact kind of nice.

I'm sorry I haven't blogged lately, I missed you guys, even if you didn't miss me.

I'm not exactly sure why I haven't written on this blog lately. Maybe it's because I'm scared. Scared of disappointing.

You're probably thinking "So what if someone on the internet doesn't like you? You'll most likely never meet them, so why care?"

Well. It's not easy. Any sort of criticism does hurt my feelings.

lol I'm sensitive :^)

I cry a lot.

Or if I don't wanna be a weenie and cry all the time I punch things.

Like small dogs.

I'm totally kidding. I don't punch dogs hahahahaahahaaahahahahahahahahaha I punch children.

Adventures in Sadness, and loneliness, and just ajkfnsklGJKADLSBGJLDGJDAGJLADGJ

It's been 8 weeks since my first day of 8th grade.8 weeks off longing just to crawl back upstairs to the 7th grade halls and cry about algebra and scream, 'SCREW YOU NEW YEAR!'

But most of you probably think I'm overreacting right?

hmph. -.- If only you knew...

charming. right?

I think it's the fact that last year was SO GREAT that makes this year so awful.
I mean last year everyone was all happy and cheerful...

...and now this year...

and last year, everything made SENSE.
This year I kinda sit here like,

But the one thing I miss the most, is the people of last year.
Like Kerr-Bear. He was always so jolly.

 and Massah.
oh sweet babies Massah...

and then my favorite.
Ms. Conner. The oracle.

Yes she's a lion. Lion's are wise.
She gave such great advice.

Now this year the teachers are all like,

all except one. Only one teacher remains that's so awesome I wanna blow up.
That's Ms. Baker.
She's such a boss.

So just advice for you all...
DON'T. LEAVE. SEVENTH. GRADE. DDD;

OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME! DDDDD;

no one wants that. no one. ;-;

Stupid, Stupid Algebra.

Everyone should know that math is like my worst enemy. We aren't exactly "simpatico" nor will we EVER be. Math is kinda like the little piece of dust in the corner of your bookshelf that JUST. WONT. LEAVE.

I hate it. So much.

But last year...math was actually okay.

But there was only one good thing about it...

and the girls were all....

 

Anyways, long story short, he's not my teacher anymore and math really sucks, like a lot. 

It's to the point now where you don't even THINK about fun anymore, you basically do this:

easy enough. 

Once again the cruel 'a+b=c' problem strikes again...

Hai Guys. :3

So this isn't exactly like a BLOG blog. It's more of a 'I've been posting all day, asdfghjkl; blog' So I just wanted to say that I will try and make one MAJOR blog once a week, today I went a little overboard because it's my first time and stuff :3 But I'll try and keep them funny & original. I also want to apologize for my poorly drawn people. I know...they kinda suck but THAT'S OKAY. :'D


But yeah that's all I really wanted to say. I'm gonna sleep now, cause I'm tired t._.t

I love you guys :3

My Current Obsession with Classic Disney Tunes

Recently I have un-covered the great wonders of Disney Movie music, like "Bear Necessities" and junk. This obsession has kinda turned into one of my 'Cray-Cray Spontaneous Singing Moments" Which honestly...everyone could live without.

So for awhile I'd hear random junk on the radios and start singing, then I found my little derp of a sister watching "Pocahontas"

And with THAT face no one can refuse...

And it began to the 'Colors of the Wind' Part

I had forgotten the greatness of the movie and by the end I was basically drooling under its beauteous influence.

Yes I was indeed upchucking friggin' rainbows. It was so beautiful. Never doubt Disney guys.


A bit after that epidemic, I began continuously listening to the other movies music, and sang them almost constantly,

and still do this day I do this. Disney will always be so radical. 

NEVER DOUBT IT. OR Y'ALL GET SHOT. 

Murderous Kittens & Cray-Cray stuff

Hello again, back so soon am I? The answer is yes. Yes I am. Because right now, I don't have anything else to do!

YOU'RE STUCK WITH MY MORONIC POSTS! >:DD

You guys probably read the title and are all,

"Murderous kittens?! What the devil is Madi talking about?!"

So if you're asking yourself that, and are like dying to know. Read this.

I am actually a HUGE fan of cats and enjoy their presence. I found myself actually drawing "murderous" kittens while I was battling some pretty rough stuff. They made me feel peaceful, but probably for most of you...it'll make you not able to sleep.

So read this, and get little sleep, all help from your dear friend Madi ^-^

So we obviously begin with the terrorist of the plot, someone so terrifying Darth Vader nearly peed his pants.

lol just kidding, it's just a kitty

but is it JUST a kitty?
Who knows...

OH GLOB. :O

MWAHAHAHAHA.

This is what depression in Madi's brain looks like. Pretty cray-cray stuff.

Prettyyyyyyy cray-cray

Anyways,

sweet dreams my beautiful potatoes :3

So ummm. ello ._.

So honestly, I had no intention of doing this, besides the fact that I'm freaking amazing and have a way with words that is...splendid. I can really write anything and make it sound good, but in my day life I'm just like any other awkward sap the kinda just sits here like this:

And now it's decided that I clearly need a life, so I began this blog for your enjoyment. I'm apologizing beforehand that my blog may be to graphic and horrifying for your taste.

But if you DO happen to like my blog, I'll be super excited and bake you a bunch of cookies. c:

This probably made no sense (Social awkwardness, I'm sorry) but just look at me blog, and I'll love you and if you don't...

I'll find you and kill you.

So Sorry ._____.